一 A 足球是绿茵场上11个人的运动，是全队二三十人的联合比拼，是俱乐部上上下下几百人的团结奋斗，但当教练席上坐着一个叫穆里尼奥的中年帅气大叔时，你总会不由自主地把一切简化为“一个人的战斗”！因为鸟叔早就说过：“我是特别的一个。” Football is cuori in Campo 11 people on sport, joint competition is a team of twenty or thirty people, is the clubs up and down hundreds of people struggle in unity, but when the coach sitting on the table when a man named Jose Mourinho's middle-aged Uncle handsome, you can't help but get everything reduced to "one man's battle"! Because tert-early bird said: "I'm a special one. ” 如果我是男人，我会爱上温格，他（的足球）温婉动人，贤惠美丽，总会让人禁不住怜香惜玉；如果我是女人，我会被穆里尼奥征服，他是典型的坏男人，“男人不坏，女人不爱”的那种大爱小坏，举手投足间无不在让荷尔蒙飞一会儿，即使被他伤害依然会爱恨纠葛，无法自拔。 If I is men, I will fell in love with Wenger, he (of football) gentle moving, good beautiful, Association let people couldn't help be fond of women; if I is woman, I will was Mourinho conquered, he is typical of bad men, "men does not bad, woman does not love" of that large love small bad, jushoutouzu between all in let hormones fly while, even was he hurt still will love hate imbroglio, cannot extricate themselves. 事实上，在所有教练中，我最爱温格，其次穆鸟，所以，我还是个男人。但只要是有医学常识的人都知道，无论男女，身体里都会同时分泌雌激素和雄激素，只是量的多少比例不同而已。所以，我并不讳言自己的穆里尼奥迷恋的这一面，即使，这属于女性特质。 In fact, in all the coaches, I love Wenger, Mu followed the bird, so I was a man. But as long as people with medical knowledge knows, whether male or female, both estrogen and androgen secretion in the body, but the amount of different proportions. Therefore, I do not deny themselves Mourinho crush on this side of, even, which is a female characteristic. 二 II 周围的鸟黑们对穆里尼奥最常见的一句恶评便是：“这是一个为了胜利可以不择手段的家伙！”怎么就不怎手段了呢？仔细一聊，发现一切都可以归结到他那张没遮拦的大嘴。 Birds around black to Mourinho evil comments on one of the most common sentence is: "this is a victory to unscrupulous guys! "What not how means it? Chat and carefully and found that everything comes down to his did not put my foot in the mouth. “我想他（温格）是个偷窥狂，他喜欢偷窥其他人。总有这种人，他们喜欢呆在家里，通过一部超大型望远镜偷窥其他家庭发生了什么事。他总是不停地唠叨切尔西。” "I think he (Wenger) is a spy, he likes to sneak peek of other people. There are always such people, they like to stay at home, adoption of a very large telescopes spy other families what happened. He always kept nagging Chelsea. ” “快70岁的人（拉涅利）了，才拿了那么两个破杯赛冠军，我要是他早就闭嘴了。” "Nearly 70 people (Claudio Ranieri), took only two broken Cup champion, if I had he would have to shut up. ” “我们在两个欧冠赛季里四次与他们（巴塞罗那）交手，只要场上是11人对11人，他们就从来没有赢过我们。这就是事实。”(责任编辑：admin) |